Why Joey?! Why?!?!?!?!?!?!

I am soooooo sad! Seriously Mr. Clement? You have to go? I am sure you have your reasons...and I am glad I got to see such a wonderful guy...and I am glad you liked your headband and egg. So sweet and probably my favorite...and that includes Mr. Cook, but that isn't too fair figuring I haven't met him yet. But I gotta say, you are kick ass.

I wish you well on your next adventure and look forward to supporting that. But Iwill miss seeing you jumping around on stage and you doing your awesome kick for us on tour with my favorite American Idol Ever...It won't be the same...

I will jump and do a kick for you!

Why-O, Why-O, Why-O is Sex so damned Great-O

Really...I don't see the big deal. Having had sex since the ripe age of 18...It's not all that. Even when you get the big O! I mean, it's cool and all, and when you are young and doing it b/c you think you are suppose to, you're like, "Yea, I am awesome because I am having sex." Then if you go off and have sex with strangers to do the casual thing...Seriously you have to be hardcore for that! I mean no feelings what so ever. How do you do something like that and not care! I think about those few times ALL the time, reminding myself I was young and stupid.

If you haven't had sex, seriously there is NO rush! No biggie. It's a bunch of talk. TV and movies have it wrong...magic it is not. No angels, no fireworks...it's sex.

And why are there soooo many ways? And why is it bad if you aren't interested in all of them? I sure don't think penis's are the awesomest thing ever. They are goofy looking!! And come on a girl's cooter? DISGUSTING! Seriously! And you want to put your mouth near those! WHY?! And anal sex? Come on guys aren't you at all worried about pulling out a doo doo log? really?! And how does that FEEL good? iot hurts to take a big dump...imagine a penis...come on!

Sex is Sex. You procreate. Sometimes it feels alright, but not life and death. If you can't live without it for days without walkking like a hunchback b/c of your nuts guys....there's something physically wrong and you need to go to the dr. get a damn prescription b/c there is no rule that says a healthy sex life means sex ATLEAST once a day, preferrably more. You can just go to the bathroom with a magazine...happy hand!

And if you ARE a guy making you're girlfriend feel bad about how uncomfortable you are, how is that any different than rape? Think about it. They don't want to, but you take their sympathy for your well-being and make them feel like this is the only way you can feel better, so they do it against their will just so they don't feel guilty! Screw you!

Sex is dumb, wait until you are ready for someone who is amazing...Someone you are seriously obsessed with and can't see yourself doing anything else but being with them! Then maybe there are some sparklers...

Expantion on the Eye Sex

Okay, my moment is at 2:51 he looks out and gives a raised eyebrow and searches with his hand and shrugs his shoulder...this isn't my video I borrowed it from someone who went to the show too and she was farther right than me...but that moment, is mine! Just for me! A moment between me and DC, forever in my mind! WOOHOO!!!!

Chattanooga Nookie (Sort of)

Can someone say eye sex? I can! And I do! And I DID that night! Can you tell from the picture?

Now I seem to ALWAYS have eye moments with this huge handed man, he who has the sexiest voice, and even though I KNOW we have eye moments, some could argue that maybe it was just in my general to make us ALL feel special. Yea, sure, whatever makes you feel better. It's ALL for me! (If you are so lae as to think I am THIS narcisistic then F*ck you dude...damn TARD!). But this night of nights(yes I quote High School Musical 3...so sue me!), my wonderful charming sexy man, let me know, without a DAMN doubt that he indeeds pays me attention! Doing the robot in the audience apparently works! Now that I have told you my secret, I must change my tactics, but I will be honest now to share my exerience.

So with all of this MJ business, God Bless you Michael, I have had Dancing Machine by the Jackson 5 stuck in my head randomly. So, We're Only Honest starts playing and I lean next to y friend and shout that I have that song STILL stuck in my head and proceed to do the robot(If you didn't know, MJ first did the Robot to this song back in the day and it was SICK!) So I look up from the Robot and there he was giving me the, "WTF?" look and then continues to peer with his eyes to see me better I assume(I looked good! :P). Then he shrugs his shoulder. And that was all for me! My 4 seconds of personal PESONAL Stage time. And maybe there wasn't words, but we didn't need any! B/c throughout the entire show, we were Eye F*cking. And I left satisfied, but Always wanting more. Whew...

More random posts about THIS show to come...

And the Countdown Begins...6 days

6 more days until my next DC adventure with my bestest bud, Stinky.

We went to the AI tour last year in August, then we went to a freebie in Atlanta in December. Then on the Declaration Tour we started on 3/26 in NC(the asshole of the universe!).

That's where this pic came from. He was outside throwing around a football, and we watched.

So, in 6 days David...I will be out in the audience...waiting!

I know...

I know it's hard to keep your eyes off of me when I am in the audience David, but you must give every one a little of eye time with ya!

Good Gravy I love you looking over at me though, so don't give too much away.

Hawtness!!!!!

Michael Jackson...an amazing man!

My tribute to the amazing Michael Jackson!

It won't be long but anyone who was ever a fan of MJ knows he doesn't need a lot of words.

You were an amazing talent! Come on! The 80's were ALL you man! And you were the center of Jackson 5!

All I want to do is dance when I hear your music and I hate to say that I even tear up at the Free Willy song!

So Michael, your music will live on...through your own music AND the music of others!