Twitter...not for everyone

Okay, really...if you are going to have a twitter and you are someone people WANT to follow...like David Cook...maybe you should make a friggin effort! Come on! If I am going to watse text messages to know when you tweet maybe you should be funny! Or hell...how about YOU actually do the tweeting and not some person on your crew...seriously...And if not, maybe you should have stuck to the decision of NOT JOINING! Good grief! Such a disappointment that the guy who dressed up as Terry and the Green Man and a self proclaimed WORD NERD is a lame twitterer! BAH!

Oh, and now I can only pray that Skibbers does better...dreams.

You Know What Bugs Me...

Ok, well that's not too fair because a lot of things bug me, but right now...this is what's on my mind.

1. Seriously people, if you have met David Cook 54857545 times, back the f*ck off! I go online and see the same damn people with him, Dear God, I met Ryan and decided to not hound the guy so other people got the chance. I did that with Joey too! I mean, seriously, just because he recognizes you doesn't mean you guys are buds!

2. David, come on. What is sooooo wrong with the places I choose to go see your show? I get prepped b/c the night before you went out to meet fans...but I get there and it's like, "Nope! She's there tonight, I'm staying in!" BAH! And seriously, I love you, seriously. You are beyond perfect to me, except for the teeny fact that you don't seem NEAR as grounded as you did when you started...and don't get me started on someone else...AC on KC radio...BAH!

3. Why Portland? COME ON! Savannah ain't that damn bad!!!!! Jesus!!!! Someone come down here!

4. Communist Russia!

5. Needy people! They piss me off! Come on, back off! Who needs someone so they can go to sleep! I don't have to be up at the butt crack of dawn so why the hell do I HAVE to be in bed at 10?! And why do I have to sit up your ass as soon as you get home? Why do I get to feel like I have to make up everything to you for the rest of my life?!

6. Stinky breath! BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

7. ME! I bug me! I hate the fact that I take a break from something and then blow in the hole there's a concert in Knoxville that I missed! WHAT?! And why didn't I move after graduation?! BAH!

8. Whiny people! Dear God, get a life! So you don't get what you want right when you want it...Get over it! Grow up! Get a life! Quit whining and making the rest of the people around you miserable!

9. The people who give in to whiny people! And yes, that includes me! Pisses me off!

I'm sure there's more, but this is it for now...STUPID!

Seriously, Leave me the F*ck Alone!

Today is NOT the day to mess with me. I am jumpy and jittery and Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up! I hate my little yappering growling dogs. I hate my obsessive and possessive husband. I really don't understand why right now. It's not "that time of the month." I just hate you with a Goddamn passion right now. And would ne perfectly alright if you fell down a hole.

It was alright this morning, I saw my nephew and then...THEN! It just felt like my day was GONE. Any freedom I had vanished. Now it was all fucking planned out for me! I wanted to relax. Read, write, listen to music I FUCKING LIKE ON MY GODDAMN IPOD! Do I get that???? Nope, he gets off early after he asks me to bring him something to work that isn't essential, but I wanted him to FEEL like I care about his ass, so I spend more than an hour of my time in traffic! THANKS! And YOU get off early and want to take more of my time! THANKS!

MY LIFE. Not yours. MINE! Screw it! I am possessive of me! I get to be selfish b/c goddamn it! I want to! And BY GOD if you HATE it so much....GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck this! Seriously! Gimme a valium and a bottle of tequila! See ya tomorrow! GODDAMN!