Congratulations! You're an @$$hole!

Seriously...The evening is going nice. I mean, not my ideal, my ideal is having some drinks with my Stinky and company(which happens to include my twin too sometimes...) and playing guitar hero or going and seeing my favorite person in concert, but tonight was alright. No big fights ina few hours, content. He bought beer for him and my brother(I don't drink beer). They cooked eggs and sausage sat and ate and drank a beer together. Then he had another...then another....then 2 more....and he started to sit by himself in the dining while my brother and I are waiting for him to come and join in the game. I call to him and asks if he's alright. He nods, I go and check and he's crying to himself. Yay...I go and try to comfort but nothing. So I wash the dishes left behind. He continues, then he gets ridiculously pissy at the dogs and mumbles and cusses them out by himself after they have left...

Now he is a drunk fool only soldifying what is about to happen. Lucky for me they have annulment papers online And I an SURE filling those out ASAP! If I cant do that, then I will pray I get a job so I can afford a damn divorce! Who is suppose to put up with this? Not me! Fuck this shit! Scaring me half to death! Please give me a reason! Just one to call the police! Just one! Get loud once...go ahead...lemme call my mom and my uncle and get them to come back here and let me let him let you HAVE IT! PLEASE!

Happy Birthday You Old Fool!

I couldn't resist! This is a post dedicated to good Ol' Stinky.

I wanna wish you a very happy birthday! And tell you how much I love ya! Evenif you are old and can't keep up with a youngin' like me!

You are the bestest friend a gal like me could ever ask for! So anything you need aside from sponge baths and bedpans, I'm your person! Remember that!

Now! Go have the best day ever and remember to wear your Depends Diaper for any accidents due to over excitement!

I LOVE YOU STINKERS!!!!!!

YAWN!

Dude, why is it a problem with people when you are tired. I like sleep. I like it a lot. I mean I would sleep 12 hours if I had nothing better to do! SO why do some people refuse to let you sleep? I can sleep whenever(Well, except after having a gun pointed at me). I am not wasting anything wanting to take a nap.

And if I look tired and you ask me, "What's wrong?" And then I answer, "Oh, I'm just tired." Why would you call me whining? YOU ASKED ME! Right?

Dreaming I am good at. I can usually depict the kind of dream I would like to have....not too specifically(Damn handcuff dream!), but I can give it a boost!

And I can sleep with dogs. And I like to sleep with MY teddy bear even if someone is lying with me. Sorry! I only cuddle a bit of the time, b/c I like to sleep on my stomach! Makes it difficult to cuddle. I don't like people laying on me b/c it's hot. And who the F*CK likes sleeping when you are hot? Where is that comfortable?

SO, World, I am tired a lot of the day even though I didn't save the world. Does that make me lazy? Who knows, but I don't care. B/c what matters is that I am awake for important things, like family and friends crisis and seeing David Cook in concert! SO I am FINE! So guess what? IF you got a problem with it? DEAL!

F*ck You All!

F*ck all of you who think I am crazy...I am fine!

F*ck all of you who want me to grow balls...I have them, I choose when to use them!

F*ck all of you who think I am self-centered and controlling. If I had things my way f*cking way then I wouldn't be around you! If I was selfish then I sure as hell wouldn't spend my PRECIOUS time on you or worried about how the F*CK you feel!

F*ck the people who won't hire me, you know what? I work hard, heaven forbid you f*cking call me!

F*ck Kim and Tina! I just HATE you! Seriously, how do you survive!

F*ck all of you who say dreams are possible. Dreams are possible for the select lucky few. Determination takes you only so far...and so does luck.. Do you really think anyone could have that happen? Then why isn't everyone who works hard a billionare? Look at Teachers @ssholes!

F*ck you assholes who are snobs. Not just rich snooty tooties, I mean "artists". "All that is mainstream is corporate bullsh*t and all who look, listen or watch it are mindless zombies who know nothing" you know who you are! So what, Mmmbop is a great F*CKIN SONG! GET OVER YOURSELF!

F*ck you people who want people up your damn ass all the time. It's dark and stinky, so you blame me???? Jesus!

F*ck all of you who think the only way is to be honest about everything and completely open. Dude, if I wanted you to know, then I would tell you. Sometimes people just need some things to themselves.

F*ck all of you who whine when they get something good or what they want. Seriously, if all you had to do was being photographed randomly...b/c you are walking the street...come on! Get over it! You had to have a clue what you were signing up for, it's not like tabloids just came around 2 minutes ago!

F*ck me for letting all of you get to me! ACK!

Seriously?!

How do you sign up to be this man's microphone?

I could totally be okay with that!

Day in and Day out waiting for the moment he steps up and does that?!

Yea! I would do it for free!! Hey DC!

I would be better than that mic, I give tongue back! Just sayin!

Names are Changed to Protect the Guilty!

I had a blog...I can't update it b/c my cyber stalker found it and he LOVED my posts that were suppose to just be out there were found b/c he googled my name, all of my usernames I have ever used...It was a bit scary! So I cleverly set this new one up to take the place of it. We'll see him try and find it!

So, here's my new one, with whatever I want! About whoever I want and no one will no the difference...

GOOGLE ME NOW ASSHOLE!